Friday, July 30, 2010

World's largest tent.

I constantly wonder when I see these mamoth structures popping up around the world, that are still going green, why we don't see more of that in the US? We're supposed to be the worlds wealthiest nation right? (even with our economic problems? i don't know) why are we seeing the world take strides before us? couldn't building such a structure create more jobs? and more positive world press? and heck green buildings!!!

Dear government,

Please stop building bombs to blow more craters in a dessert and spend our hard earned tax dollars on something us citizens can use and appreciate! ... like a giant... fort (take that Kazakhstan and your silly tent!)

k thx.





Thursday, July 29, 2010


"ancient man as security guard" ...wtf is this?


The author is 佐藤 有文 (Sato Arifumi) and the Japanese title is 日本妖怪図鑑 (nihon youkai zukan). find secondhand copies at Amazon Japan. illustrated book of japanese monsters, 1972

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I am doing this immediately when I get home...


“It is in the compelling zest of high adventure and of victory, and in creative action, that man finds his supreme joys.” Antoine de Sainte Exupery


“We are still masters of our fate.We are still captains of our souls.” Winston Churchill

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1naF6N/quotelicious.com/quotes/famous/mae-west-quotes.php

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Stumbling along


Today is a stumble and avoid writing cover letters day... so here are some interesting things I have discovered today!



A new study conducted by Lawrence Berekley Library states that if the nations roofs are converted to 'white roofs' or lighter color roofs then we could save up to two years in carbon dioxide emmissions. click here to read in more detail.

This study makes me frustrated at the 'red tape' of our justice system. I understand how converting the roofs could be costly but if this study was successful then why not just go ahead and make all new buildings with white roofs and deal with the others later. At least the the problem wouldn't get worse... This is all in effect now so I suppose my frustration is unwarrented but still erks me.



Another study has produced some good results for heroin addicts. This subject greatly interests me because opiates have affected my life many times... never ending well. I have seen friends slip away and dealt with all the drama and pain going with it. I will also say I have seen the romance of the drug but this ultimately is never worth it. So this study makes me hopeful but also worried. I am under the belief that addiction is a two-parter. It doesn't JUST have to do with the opiate receptors in your brain or JUST your self-will to push it away or not. There is a combination of the two. An addict will always be an addict unless you convince them to change their lifestyle and find another way to fulfill themselves rather than looking for that carefree escape... also an addict will always be an addict if they hear their brain screaming at them and their skin crawling until they get their fix.
So this study shows promise for the 'drug' Ibogaine to alleviate withdrawal symptoms and quiet the opiate receptors in the brain therefore making it 'easier' to convince an addict to change said lifestyle. The potential dangers that I myself see are this. In my experience an addict isn't just addicted to that one drug. Instead (again as I have witnessed) it is in their personality to seek out that feeling the drug gives them or an excuse to act the way they do. That being said I would worry that they would become addicted to Ibogaine itself or if its not such a challenge to quit it would destroy all the 'work' and 'growth' that comes with the journey of a recovered addict therefore making it easier to return to the drug. For example say an addict has been recovered for about 6 months to a year. In that time they have spent 4 months in rehab 2 months on probation and the rest of that time 'fighting to stay on track'. People in rehab have the most support, namely going to meetings, being around other struggling addicts that are also trying to stay clean. While on probation they could be in a group house where this still get continued support and have meetings but feel they have more control, namely it is their choice to stay sober because they could leave the house at any time and get high and come back. Then when they are totally on their own they could get high whenever they choose but they have worked so hard so why throw that all away and have to go through it all again... but if it’s a simple fix, oh I’m not going to spend 2 weeks in the bathroom puking my guts out and wanting to die... I just have to take this pill then talk about my feelings for a while and I'm free to continue my life so maybe just for this party this weekend I can feel a little better about losing my job by getting just a little high...
...there is no miracle cure. I could go on and on about this, but I am going to practice my willpower and stop here. Full article here.


...I am slightly fearful of the Dunning-Kruger effect... stupid people thinking(acting like?) they are smart and smart people being afraid that they are dumb... ("Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"). I hate the feeling of second guessing myself but have learned that this is much better than being ignoratant and thinking you're the smartest person ever... Ignorance is not bliss.

Paradoxes...

Drinker paradox: In any pub there is a customer such that, if he or she drinks, everybody in the pub drinks

Curry's paradox: "If this sentence is true, then Santa Claus exists."

Exception paradox: "If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception; the exception to this one being that it has no exception." "There's always an exception to the rule, except to the exception of the rule — which is, in of itself, an accepted exception of the rule."

Nom Lights!

Palindromes


A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!


Never odd or even.


Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.


Murder for a jar of red rum.




I feel like I have been asking more and more 'when did the present become the future?'

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

For Art Project


Dorsera anglica


Oil Worms and more!

I was walking down the street today and was thinking about my new bedroom and what art to put where. Even though I have a plethera of art that goes in and out of galleries and usually lives on my walls I was suddenly inspired today to create a giant octopus picture this evening. Its going to be 20x30 watercolor/water soluble crayon/india ink. Epic is the word you are looking for right now. So I've been hooked on sea creatures all month and have already delved into octopi a bunch I will continue my search today and practice some drawings on my work notepad (demanding job right?). Here are some of the weird things I stumbled upon in my search.

... Did you know that there are animals that eat oil? specifically sea dewlling animals? umm bp? want to buy a whole bunch of tube worms? What are some in the scientific community saying about this?

“The gulf is such a great fishery because it’s fed organic matter from oil,” said Roger Sassen, a specialist on the cold seeps who recently retired from Texas A&M University. “It’s preadapted to crude oil. The image of this spill being a complete disaster is not true.” His stance seems to be a minority view.



not only that but apparently the ocean floor 'seeps' crude oil all the time... here's what a New York Times article said...


"The 2003 report lists the relative contributions to the global sea from natural seeps as well as activities associated with the extraction, transportation and consumption of crude oil. It based its global portrait on average, annual, petrochemical releases from 1990 to 1999.
Natural seeps turned out to account for 600 kilotons annually, or 47 percent of the total. Consumption — from such activities as boating, urban runoff and industrial wastes — came in second at 480 kilotons, or 38 percent of the total. In third place were releases from such transportation-related activities as leaky pipes, tanker spills and cargo-hold washings. They amounted to 160 kilotons annually, or 12 percent of the total.
In last place were releases to the sea that tend to make headlines — those associated with oil extraction, like the explosion of the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig on April 20. Globally, that kind of release amounted to 38 kilotons annually, or 3 percent of the total."

huh.

weird...creatures...



















Who needs James Cameron and his silly acid spitting aliens when we have these guys right here on Earth!!! This crab (creepily dubbed the 'insider') actually uses another creatures body for its body... where it will lay its eggs and hatch em. Mr. Cameron how did you see that one coming?

Friday, July 16, 2010

From Brains to Music to Octupus... The web stumble adventure!

Japanese version of 'nom nom nom' is... mogu mogu... (and their sound for falling asleep is "toro toro")
I really either want to kiss a Norweigan or just make a fool of myself and blame it on the fact that I'm almost thoroughly Norweigan myself by kissing some bloke while yelling the word "SMASK!!!" which is apparently the word they use for kissing in Norway... like Smooch... but with more brutal viking connotations.




<--- Oliver Sacks. Smart ppl that wear ridiculously awesome t-shirts... <3>

"the basis of an inner life" I am just really fond of that statement. When I first read it in Oliver Sacks blog I just kept reading then went back after I actually thought about what that meant for a second. He was talking about his love for cepholopods and the idea of them having 'individuality and consciousness, and the basis of an inner life.' ...Inner life...? thoughts? conversation with ones self in your head (always makes you sound like a crazy person when you sit and discribe it but absolutely every human does it). There is a whole universe exisiting in every human's head...brain...mind? Why not in squids? in kittens? we've all seen that dopy sleepwalking dog (if you haven't you tube it cuz its abolutely hilarious) what the heck are they thinking?!

"I like cephalopods because they are so removed from us and yet, in some fundamental ways, so like us. They are my favorite aliens.”

...(add to reading list "Octopus: The Ocean's Intelligent Invertebrate" by Jennifer A. Mather and Roland C. Anderson... There is a chapter entitled "Not Getting Eaten" worth it just to read that chapter... also the chapter "Sex at Last")


Take that annoying camera guy!!!


Things to do, people to see, octupus to daydream about. cheers ya'll

Witnessing My Crazy

Well I just had to share. I had some friends up at my cabin the night of me creating this blog. Apparently, I had shared my love of waterbears one too many times because one of the girls told me in the morning that I had been talking in my sleep (happens sometimes, usually when I don't get enough sleep) and I had been talking about waterbears... So I can accept my randomness when I'm awake because then at least I know I have control over what I do and say (most of the time) because my filters are in full force (most of the time) but sleeping!? no control?! just pure what's on Heidi's mind... freaks me out, alllll the crazy comes out I'm sure... Talking in my sleep about waterbears? jeeze. o_O just imagine if I had purchased that waterbear plush toy... then I would be talking in my sleep about waterbears...while snuggling one.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Notes from the bottom of my purse




Cockbell/Cockbill-Describing an anchor when it hangs by its ring at the cathead or from the hawsehold ready for letting go.

Advection Fog- Can occur anytime warm moist air blows over a surface cool enough to drop its temperature below the dew point.
Allison- The act of striking or collision of a moving vessel against a stationary object
Amain- Old maritime expression meaning "immediately" is in "let go amain"

Azimuth- The bearing of a celestial body from an observer's position

Bilge Rat- A scoundrel similar to scurvy dog

Blagueur- A liar. One who tells tall tales. Depending on the situation a joker or a swindler.

Segment from The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (Samuel Taylor Coeridge)
"Are Those her ribs,
Through which the sun did peer
as through a grate?
And is that woman all her crew?
Is that Death? And are there two?
Is Death that woman's mate?"

Also found:
an assorment of Mentos from the Mentos Project
3 lip glosses
5 light rail passes
3 bobby pins
63 cents in change (one wisconsin quarter)
my poor misshappen cell phone
8 of my new buisness cards
a toy car
a ninja (seriously there's a ninja in my purse)
my camera :D
a sweater
a marbel
the really terrible thriller "The Whole Truth" by David Baldacci
My wallet (worth a whole other list for what's in there...)
and my keys!


Hypsibius Dujardini

Since I have a job currently that consists mostly of me stumbling around the internet... I have created a new blog of my interesting findings and commentary (like anyone cares). For the past few weeks I have been jotting down things I think are interesting on little sheets of paper thinking I will share them with friends or return to them at a later date when I'm bored again. Several times I have created art work based on my findings (which has been really fun), a couple of times I have had some very interesting facebook posts that ensue in lengthy and hilarious comment threads... but most of the time... I simply lose the little sheets of paper or find them between my couch cushions (I'm sure many a homeless person has been entertained by finding them on the light rail). So now they have a home. From now on I will know where to refer back to and maybe there's a chance that the fellow internet bum will have a moment of entertainment instead of a light rail one.

I am also certain that ppl have become tired of my constant updates on facebook such as:

"OMG WATERBEARS CAN LIVE IN SPACE! I am totally making a spacesuit out of them"

or...

"The Ben Franklin mesoscaphe mission had many experts aboard, including Chet May from NASA who's specialty was "man working in space"... leave it to NASA to be clever... o_O (also not a space mission but a gulf stream mission... so he wasn't even working in space)"

So this blog will be full of random facts, slightly obsessive rants and anything else that interests me in-between. Enjoy or move on.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18471_5-animals-that-basically-cant-be-killed.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade