Waterbears

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Dear Pope,
Please take off your hat and show us what you have on underneath. I have five bucks on a slightly smaller hat, but my friend claims that he once saw you pull out a sandwich... Please settle this dispute once and for all: I really need five bucks.
Sincerely, arch bishop

Dear 2012,
Please be a zombie apocalypse, it would be awesome.
Sincerely, world

Dear Chewbacca,
Use your words!
sincerely, Han

Touche